failing like never before

19Apr/080

Silence!

I was sitting on the John, just a few minutes ago, when I heard some bloke in the shower, singing. He was rather bad and somewhat out of tune, and even though his voice reverberated across the tiled walls you could tell he kept forgetting the words. Suffice to say that I was annoyed, and so I left the bathroom at a good speed. The end result is that I still feel the call of nature.

I know that singing in the shower is a common habit (one that I do not share). But there's no reason to belt it out in a public restroom, especially when you're only slightly better then William Hung.

Really, no one wants to hear you sing.
Because you're quite bad.
So just stop.
Please.

That is all. You may now stop reading my random articles and return to your boring and pointless lives.